Who You Bank With?

A question scammers often ask people they want to scam. If someone asks you this, don’t answer.

Scammer: Aye Josh, who you bank with?

Josh: Navy Federal

Scammer: Tap in! I can make you $10,000 overnight
Josh: No, I’m not risking my account getting closed for fraud!

by hurthispockets July 10, 2022

I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

bank you

A combination of Thank you and Bye.

Person1: Did you check the memes I sent you?
Person2: I haven't yet, I'm at work. I'll check them later, bank you.

by Petipainkiller March 01, 2018

Banking on you

"Banking on you" is like trusting a bank to keep your cash safe. It means I'm all in, trusting you with my heart. You're my emotional investment.

Hey, I've been through some stuff in the past, but with you, it's different. I'm totally banking on you, like, trusting you with my heart and all. You're my ride or die, and I know you won't break it.

by anti_point July 18, 2023