Bangalow 

Small village in northern NSW, ten minutes west of Byron Bay. Considered quaint and trendy, but really, overpriced and disappointing. Somewhat famous for its cafes, also overpriced and disappointing, there is one infamous for taking its name from this website. That's right, its called The Urban. But it recently burned down. Probly karma or sumfink. The pub is a ripoff, the club is rarely open and has no atmosphere. It often rains in Bangalow. The hot women are all taken and the loose women are not hot. It is impossible to get a carpark in Bangalow, except on market days when everything is impossible, but they do open the school grounds up and charge a small fee to park there. The markets are good. The people are a mix of inbred cow-pokes and trendy sea-changers from the cities. It's hard to believe that the main street was once the main highway. It gets closed down once a year for a billycart derby (yawn) and once again for a Christmas Eve celebration (double yawn). It is reasonably central to the rest of the area, including Byron Bay, Ballina, Brunswick Heads/Tweed/Gold Coast, and Lismore to the west. For entertainment you could try kicking a can down the main street, or go somewhere else. Fun, fun, fun.

Hey, I know, since we're really bored, let's go to Bangalow so we know what a good time we were having already.

Bangalow by bangersnmash January 2, 2011

bangalow 

Same thing as a bungalow, where you can take your girl to bang her.

Mark went to Fiji with his girlfriend. Right now they are probably doing it in their bangalow...

Vinz and his colleague are going on a holiday. Logically they don't want to go to the Maldives: What do two straight guys want in a fucking bangalow??

bangalow by Vinz666 June 28, 2010

Buckin Bungalow 

A phrase first coined in MTV show Geordie Shore, a Buckin Bungalow is a spare room which is separate from the main building, where people go to engage in frivolous sexual activities.

Gaz: Just got out of the hot tub, now i'm gonna take her to the buckin bungalow.

James: everyone's in their bed, better go to the buckin bungalow.

Buckin Bungalow by tonit May 29, 2013

Donk Bangaloo 

Pronounced; (D-o-nk) (B-An-g-a-loo)

Used when something isn't going your way, or something terrible is happening, it can also be used in short form as Bangaloo

"Aw Donk Bangaloo, I just stubbed my toe"

"Son of a Bangaloo, I just spilt my drink"

Donk Bangaloo by XyloBro February 19, 2021

rash bungalow 

When one partner takes a piece of sandpaper and rubs it vigorously on the others genitals until a rash develops. They then proceed to violently perform sex on the afflicted area causing extreme amounts of discomfort and then using the semen afterwards as a lotion to treat the affected area.

Last night was with Stacey and I totally rash bungalowed her. Now she can't come to school. Don't worry though, it should be healed by tomorrow

rash bungalow by Bungalow 96 February 4, 2014

bangblower 

to wear a nice shirt (abercrombie, hollister, american eagle) with sweat pants (sports and college loose pants.)

look at olivia in her volleyball sweats and her abercrombie kids t shirt! What a bangblower...

bangblower by rbmchammer November 27, 2009

bungalowed 

meaning that you are so wasted you are incapable of managing the stairs

well and truly bungalowed

bungalowed by fluffjunky February 4, 2010