Probably one of the most ridiculous fads in the history of fads.
Silly Bandz are colourful rubber bands that have been shaped to resemble letters, objects, animals and even people or entire words.
Elementary, middle and even high schoolers, sometimes even college students or adults will be seen with dozens or even hundreds on their arms.
The obsession shared by many has been labeled as SBS, or Silly Band Syndrome, to which there is no cure. The ability to resist their colourful shapes and stretchyness is called SBR, or Silly Band Resistance.

Most people with any sense of individuality will refuse to wear Silly Bandz, while anyone else will become obsessed.
Karlie: "Look, I got some Silly Bandz!"
Lydia: "Those things are fucking ridiculous. Do you really not know how to separate yourself from the rest of the crowd?"
by LukieInTheSky June 18, 2010
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Colorful rubber bands shaped liked various objects or animals. Invented in Birmingham, Alabama. They are becoming increasingly popular among children and even High Schoolers of the East Coast of the U.S. and are usually worn on the wrist.
I traded my green turtle Silly Band for Pedro's red Penguin Silly Band.

Half the kids at school have Silly Bandz. I guess I should get some and trade.
by JosepBroz May 1, 2010
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Pretty much the definition of a fag. He is the annoying kid at your school or in your grade that thinks he is tight with everyone. He is the kid who has not yet realized that he has no friends and his only chance of getting girls is with underclassmen. Also he thinks of himself as good at sports. House league soccer all-stars isn't much of an accomplishment but it is to this kind of kid. Barely making a travel team and not playing much and still bragging to kids about how good he is, is the story of his life.
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Retarded rubber bands that you wear on your wrist. They are in the shape of stupid shit like animals, but when you put them on your wrist they just look like a squiggly mangled mess. If you wear them, you are a suburban kid, and most likely a douche.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Crazy Bandz?

Person 2: Yeah, they're for douches.
by YourBadKarma3 June 17, 2010
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John: Wanna trade your monkey silly bandz for my kitty silly bandz?

Jack: That isn't a silly bandz you fuckwit. That's a fucking FUNKY BANDZ. Get a fucking life you fucking asshole and stop ripping people off with your fucking imitation silly bandz. Go home and kill yourself. It will make the world a better place for all.
by SILLY BANDZ September 9, 2010
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The most successful frequency in middle schools all throughout North America.

AKA: Colorful rubber bands, made into shapes that make your wrist itch. People have them for the sake of trading them for something better, like a pencil.

In a nutshell: No one really wants them for "Them"
Just like no one would want money if it couldn't buy them things, no one would want Silly Bandz if you couldn't trade them for random shit.
Dumbass: Can I have some gum??

Dipshit: ...uhhh ಠ_ಠ

Dumbass: Please?? I'll give you a silleh band!!

Dipshit: Silly bandz are retarded
by EspioEspio November 26, 2010
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