Balov

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Balov is a name given to those who are notably superior to everyone else around them, mostly when it comes to intelligence, physical strength, and perseverance.

James: God damn it, I keep losing to that asshole Jack!
Jonathon: Yeah, he's a real Balov

Balov by om telolet om September 17, 2022

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balov

An extremely beautiful mixed race woman who is strong and intelligent and completely modest

she is such a balov

balov by pay_back March 1, 2010

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balov • baloney • Baloney Sandwich • balo • Balog • balogna • Baloch • balohna • Baldverrn • baldvin

baloney ring

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

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balogun

Means war head or father at war. A royal name given to a village's war head. Can't be defeated or conquered. Derived from Yoruba land (Baba logun-father at war) = (Balogun).. Not an ordinary name to toy with

That young agile man is the son of the Balogun of this kingdom. He's just as brace as the Balogun himself

balogun by Balo Pablo March 18, 2017

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pit balo

person with enlarged calf muscles and a mild case of mental retardations. has been known to be 6570'd on multiple occasions.

you are a pit balo

pit balo by mjbeatit November 30, 2011

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bop your baloney

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006

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holy balogna

A well-endowed man

Mary: Jon, I'm leaving you for Marcus.
Jon: Why? What did I do?
Mary: Nothing! He just has the holy balogna

holy balogna by notmy1stchoice December 26, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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