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Balls Mahoney 

Jonathan Rechner (born April 11, 1972) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, Balls Mahoney. When one is with a group of people, he or she can yell out "BALLS!" to which everyone responds, "Mahoney." This can be done out of frustration or for sheer pleasure.
"Ahh, BALLS!" said Dave after getting his test back. "Mahoney," responded the class. "Balls Mahoney!" repeated everyone.
Balls Mahoney by DJ Fagtron June 28, 2007
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Balls Mahoney 

when one sticks his balls in (tea bags) a girl's asshole.
did you "Balls Mahoney" her ass last night?

balls mahony 

where your randomly outburst with the craving of blue macaroni and cheese this is usual used while playing halo at midship after you stick your 69th guy (sometimes referd to as fishing)
Conner: hey andy im gonna fucking stick your ass
Andy: no youwont u fucking rookie
Conner: your right,(goes in hte bathroom and slits his wrists)
Andy: haha you dumbass
Conner goes home for 4 months practices non stop
Conner: ok im ready to play now!
Andy: dude halo is for noobs...
Conner punches andy in his face and runs down the block and quietly whispers to himself
"BALLS MAHONY!!!"
balls mahony by timmy ludens January 1, 2007

Balls Maloney 

A drunk Irishman’s balls after self fondling.
I had a pretty phat orgasm after that Balls Maloney last night.

Ball Lick Mahoney 

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
Ball Lick Mahoney by Mr doses September 5, 2019
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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