Balls Mahoney

Jonathan Rechner (born April 11, 1972) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, Balls Mahoney. When one is with a group of people, he or she can yell out "BALLS!" to which everyone responds, "Mahoney." This can be done out of frustration or for sheer pleasure.

"Ahh, BALLS!" said Dave after getting his test back. "Mahoney," responded the class. "Balls Mahoney!" repeated everyone.

Balls Mahoney by DJ Fagtron June 28, 2007

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Balls Mahoney

when one sticks his balls in (tea bags) a girl's asshole.

did you "Balls Mahoney" her ass last night?

Balls Mahoney by Douglas L. Jeffreys August 17, 2008

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balls mahony

where your randomly outburst with the craving of blue macaroni and cheese this is usual used while playing halo at midship after you stick your 69th guy (sometimes referd to as fishing)

Conner: hey andy im gonna fucking stick your ass
Andy: no youwont u fucking rookie
Conner: your right,(goes in hte bathroom and slits his wrists)
Andy: haha you dumbass
Conner goes home for 4 months practices non stop
Conner: ok im ready to play now!
Andy: dude halo is for noobs...
Conner punches andy in his face and runs down the block and quietly whispers to himself
"BALLS MAHONY!!!"

balls mahony by timmy ludens January 1, 2007

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Balls Maloney

A drunk Irishman’s balls after self fondling.

I had a pretty phat orgasm after that Balls Maloney last night.

Balls Maloney by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 16, 2019

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Ball Lick Mahoney

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.

“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”

Ball Lick Mahoney by Mr doses September 5, 2019

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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