by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 21, 2009
by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005
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A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.
idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)
by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt April 30, 2006
What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.
My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!
Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!
Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Bat Balls is a phenomenon that occurs under intense heat wherein the seated subject's scrotum relaxes and slides underneath subject's thighs, sometimes sticking to the seat cushion.
Due to the fact that the air conditioning in Travis' van was broken, he and all the movers had Bat Balls by the time they reached David's house.
by K-Fed August 16, 2006
by Ryan Todd January 15, 2018