Baby Olympics

When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".

Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.

Baby Olympics by StainlessSteelRat February 19, 2011

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Baby Olympics/Child Support Roulette

When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.

"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"

"What's that?"

"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"

"What the fuck?"

Baby Olympics/Child Support Roulette by niggasandtheirchicken December 6, 2019

Crack Baby Olympics

The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.

I wanted to go to the crack baby olympics today but I realized it was literally retarded

Crack Baby Olympics by Thunderxx10 July 22, 2011

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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