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Balls In Yo Jaws 

A classic symphony written by a talented black performer, detailing the effects of placing ones testicles within another individuals oral cavity.
Guy 1: CAN I PUT MY BALLS
Guy 2: IN YO JAWSSS
Guy 3: BALLS IN YO JAWSSSS
Guy 4: CAN IIIII CAN IIIIIII
Guy 5: CAN IIII CAN III
Guy 6: Great performance

balls in yo jaws 

to shove your miniscule, good for nothing, weiner in some pussy, ass-licking, brain dead, monkey shit, fucking morons, adopttided, onion ogre that has no life no freinds and no more mula cuz they simp 500 mulas just to suck the smallest weiner in the world aka your dick
a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!'
the man said ' let me put my balls in yo jaws'

balls in yo jaws 

they are so fucking big and juicy
can i put my balls in yo jaws yo jaws balls in yo jaws can i can i can i can i

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws 

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026