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Azpen is the guy that everyone likes... Not because he is a chad (but he is), but because he is the kindest soul you will ever find.
All hail the new king! AZPEN!
Azpen by Liidvinity May 8, 2020
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Azpen is the most beatiful person ever. She gets hated alot and you have no clue why. She's the person to make you smile when your sad and who you can be completely comfortable with. You can always trust her and she won't let you down but she can only take so much but she will take what she can and fight for her friends as much as she can! You are lucky if you have an azpen
Did you see azpens ripped jeans today? Ya Ik she looked hot!
azpen by Hehebaby May 3, 2018
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The rosy glow seen reflected on Mountains & plants at Sunset
The Alpenglow on the Mountain was Beautiful!
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aspenbergers 

A highly offensive portmanteau of the words "Aspen" and "Asperger's"
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aspenbergers by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022
A very strange person with lots of sense of humor.She sometimes likes to get attention.When she wants something she always goes for it no matter what anyone says.She is a daring person she is full of adrenaline and is adventurous.If u ever date an Azeneth don't ever let her go because once you do you won't ever get her back. She keeps all her feeling to herself.She is a really good listener and loves to help people out if you ever need help go to an Azeneth.If you see her sad ask her what is going on she might not tell you at first but keep on insisting what is going on and she will tell you.Never lose her friendship.She will always make your day better.
Azeneth you always make my day!
Azeneth by Facts of People April 13, 2019

Azendash 

v.
To attempt a wavedash in the game Super Smash Bros. Melee close to the edge of the stage, in such a way that your airdodge sends you off the ledge, into freefall, and downward to the lower blast zone. Named after Virginian Melee player Azen

n.
The act of Azendashing
v.
"I tried edgehogging Falco but I Azendashed off the stage."

n.
"My last stock on FoD ended in an Azendash."
Azendash by Kink-Link5 January 13, 2010

Alpental 

A ski area outside of the bitchin town of seattle, where all of the people who arent pussies go to huck it, shred it, rip it, and generally have a fucking good time!
THose pussies over at the Summit aint got nuthin on us pimps here at Alpental!
Alpental by Pimpsky September 26, 2005
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