An obese kid that's annoying and like to give head for free. This obese kid likes to hang around with men and get funky with them, most people reject him.
Boy 1: Its that faggot again.
Boy 2: You mean Ayende?
Boy 1: Yes that gay kid that likes to get funky.
Girl: Why don't you just kys?
Boy 1 & Boy 2: Yea why not? Life is not worth it when a gay kid pops around.
by Ya dudes skinny penis March 27, 2018
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a very smart young man and a midget
i wish i was ayende
by Lover 333 May 10, 2018
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