the event of anal bumsex performed by 2 transexuals whom both insert their sex rods into the ass of another male
oh dude you got avived
by 2+2+2+2+2 April 16, 2004
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Din: Tu dia harga 'Tel Aviv'
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The REAL capital of Israel. Jerusalem is only considered to be Israel capital by those idiots from United States.
Fuck you all assholes who think Jerusalem is Israel's capital. It's clearly TEL AVIV NOT JERUSALEM you nigger cunts
by STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON LASE December 3, 2018
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Used in context of expensive, "sine city". Capital of culture nightlife and gay life of Israel.
The place becoming Tel Aviv like.
by dromidror August 13, 2009
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Where criminal live!
X: Why do i not like these people? they seem evil!
Y: Bro they are from Tel Aviv, you know how how much blood is on their hands?

X: Shit how can I forget!! How can anyone forget ??
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1. second largest city in israel.

2. phonetic for the french "c'est la vie." = such is life. used when you a re frustrated with something and just give up on complaining about it, cause you're just used to these things keep on happening to you.
1. "hey let's go to tel aviv!" - "totally, i've never been to israel."

2. "i am running late and now i am stuck in traffic." - "tel aviv."
by iamjacksrum December 8, 2009
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Best city in the world, located in the middle of Israel, parties 24/7 crazy night life
Lets go to Tel Aviv bro
by SerjO September 21, 2008
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