Austro 

A side bitch that’s hotter than the actual girlfriend and the girlfriend should kill herself bc she’s fucken ugly

Oh she’s his austro, she’s hot right... his actual girl is dumb af

Austro by Greeneyesand3toes June 13, 2020

austro-trash 

A term for both the popular and high culture of Australia; for the popular tastes of the Australian people; or for the people of Australia and the small number of australiaphiles who sustain Australian culture.

When in the Australian countryside, be wary of crocodiles, rattlers and above all, Foster's swilling austro-trash, who may lure you in with their friendly accents and promises of letting you pet a koala, but will, at first chance, drop their jean cut-offs and moon you.

austro-trash by Ironthighs July 31, 2008

Austro-Germany 

Small island-nation in the South Pacific. Close ties with Australia. Former colony of Germany. Landlocked since 1928. Language: English with German accent. Famous for surfing, neejees, amazing dancing abilty.

A: Have you ever been to Austro-Germany?
B: Of course, haven't you seen me shitty-wank?

Austro-Germany by Josef McBrez August 13, 2006

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

blowjow dick suck head hand astro job

AstroJob by c.harris October 10, 2015

Astro Mode 

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.

My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.

Astro Mode by Viuz January 23, 2022

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.

I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!

Swamp-asstrophe by Legs4days January 23, 2014

Asstrology 

the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

/əˈsträləjē/

I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.

Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus

Asstrology by Michael de Nostradanus January 5, 2016