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The name of a young(Child) Auphe. Younger version of the demon. Normally resembles the adult in all ways..and is just as destructive, evil, abrasive and chaotic.
"What the hell was that thing!"
"That was an Aupheling. Were fucking lucky it was only a kid"

Nightlife - Rob thurman
"Come baaaacckkk gooaatt....come baaaccckkk little Auphe"
Aupheling by Aupheling October 17, 2009
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Atheling 

A young, immature atheist who only knows how to regurgitate Dawkins but lacks any intellectual conviction about athesism. Usually just taking the atheistic stance because he or she thinks it look scool.
Child: "I'm and atheist!'
Parent "Why honey?"
Child "I dunno, I just am - DON'T QUESTION MY BELIEFS!!!"
Parent "Aw, what a cute little atheling. Let's hope he grows up soon!"

athiest atheism
Atheling by FannyCravitts January 3, 2012
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when one has sex with an ape. usually these people are very very messed up . they wear clothing that is unsuitable. like candice hudson
i saw candice doing an apeling and wanted to die
apeling by ass plunder May 4, 2003

Auphélie 

Auphélie is better than Ophélie because it’s more unique. They are very loving and care for others, and need to feel love as well. Be kind to them please and never abuse of their kindness.
Auphélie is struggling mentally
Auphélie by Auphé November 21, 2021

an apeeling banana 

A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)
SCENE 1: STREET

A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).

They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.

A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.

As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:

BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.

Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.

BOY 2: The uncoolest.

END SCENE.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026