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Atheling 

A young, immature atheist who only knows how to regurgitate Dawkins but lacks any intellectual conviction about athesism. Usually just taking the atheistic stance because he or she thinks it look scool.
Child: "I'm and atheist!'
Parent "Why honey?"
Child "I dunno, I just am - DON'T QUESTION MY BELIEFS!!!"
Parent "Aw, what a cute little atheling. Let's hope he grows up soon!"

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Atheling by FannyCravitts January 3, 2012
Related Words
when one has sex with an ape. usually these people are very very messed up . they wear clothing that is unsuitable. like candice hudson
i saw candice doing an apeling and wanted to die
apeling by ass plunder May 4, 2003

Auphélie 

Auphélie is better than Ophélie because it’s more unique. They are very loving and care for others, and need to feel love as well. Be kind to them please and never abuse of their kindness.
Auphélie is struggling mentally
Auphélie by Auphé November 21, 2021

an apeeling banana 

A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)
SCENE 1: STREET

A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).

They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.

A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.

As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:

BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.

Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.

BOY 2: The uncoolest.

END SCENE.