by Pyrus October 21, 2003
The idea that there is no god. There as two kinds of Atheism. One kind are weak atheists, sometimes called Agnostics. The other kind are strong atheists.
Agnostics thinks that because there has never been any proof of god, it is a possiblity that there may be no god. Angostics do not deny god, but rather believe that there can be no proof of god.
Strong atheists believe that there is no god. A strong atheist may argue that no god exists because science points to other starts of life.
Atheism is taken up by many intelleuctial figures such as Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Abraham Lincoln, Douglas Adams, Bill Gates, and pretty much anyone with a brain.
Atheism in it's essence, is asking the question "why."
Agnostics thinks that because there has never been any proof of god, it is a possiblity that there may be no god. Angostics do not deny god, but rather believe that there can be no proof of god.
Strong atheists believe that there is no god. A strong atheist may argue that no god exists because science points to other starts of life.
Atheism is taken up by many intelleuctial figures such as Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Abraham Lincoln, Douglas Adams, Bill Gates, and pretty much anyone with a brain.
Atheism in it's essence, is asking the question "why."
"The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity."
-John Adams
Christian: "The Bible was written by god."
Atheist:"If the bible was written by god, show me where he is."
Christan: "God isn't on earth, he lives in heaven."
Atheist: "Show me where heaven is."
Christan: "..."
Atheism rocks!
-John Adams
Christian: "The Bible was written by god."
Atheist:"If the bible was written by god, show me where he is."
Christan: "God isn't on earth, he lives in heaven."
Atheist: "Show me where heaven is."
Christan: "..."
Atheism rocks!
by Qjaso October 22, 2005
*Sigh* Okay, let me get this strait for most of you idiots.
Atheism does not mean you worship Satan.
Atheism means you believe in NO God of ANY type WHATSOEVER.
It is the doctrine or belief that there is no God
Atheism does not mean you worship Satan.
Atheism means you believe in NO God of ANY type WHATSOEVER.
It is the doctrine or belief that there is no God
Christian: "You don't believe in God, so that means you're an evil Satanist."
Atheist: "No, it means I don't believe in some Jewish zombie that I somehow have to telepathically worship. Atheism means I believe that life came from science."
Atheist: "No, it means I don't believe in some Jewish zombie that I somehow have to telepathically worship. Atheism means I believe that life came from science."
by Scootcha August 24, 2010
okay. well atheism actually makes sense if you think about it. there's no freaking god or any force controlling your life. face it. you screw up. that's your problem. but instead.. our society likes to turn all their problems into some little imginary friend's problems in which we like to call "god." get out of your stupid state of denial. if he's there or another force is or whatever where the hell is it? up your ass? yeah that's what i thought. guess what... go take a reality check, it's the most impracticable thing ever.
oh and just for the record.. atheism isn't connected with satanism. at all. you're just too dumb to know that. atheists aren't evil. just because they don't follow the ridiculousness and ignorance of "god" and the propagandistic antics of the bible doesn't mean that they're bad people. so go to hell. you sinning hypocrites. get over yourselves.
oh and just for the record.. atheism isn't connected with satanism. at all. you're just too dumb to know that. atheists aren't evil. just because they don't follow the ridiculousness and ignorance of "god" and the propagandistic antics of the bible doesn't mean that they're bad people. so go to hell. you sinning hypocrites. get over yourselves.
Person1: What happens if i don't do everything god tells me to?
Person2: YOU'LL DIE AND GO TO HELL! AHHHHHHHH
Person1: Isn't that dictatorship?
Person2: OF COURSE NOT!!
Person1: How is it not dictatorship?
Person2: Because he's god.. duhhh
Person1: Righttt... Hitler much?
Person2: IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BOW DOWN TO GOD AND HIS EVERY MOVE THEN JUST GO STUDY ATHEISM!!
Person1: Stop being so asinine, just go have butt sex with him or something.. god.
Person2: YOU'LL DIE AND GO TO HELL! AHHHHHHHH
Person1: Isn't that dictatorship?
Person2: OF COURSE NOT!!
Person1: How is it not dictatorship?
Person2: Because he's god.. duhhh
Person1: Righttt... Hitler much?
Person2: IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BOW DOWN TO GOD AND HIS EVERY MOVE THEN JUST GO STUDY ATHEISM!!
Person1: Stop being so asinine, just go have butt sex with him or something.. god.
by UpYoursSociety! February 22, 2006
The belief that in the beginning there was nothing, and nothing was something, and nothing created something.
Guy 1: Hey, space, time and matter had a beginning, even Stephen Hawking admitted this, so whatever created space, time and matter must be spaceless, timeless and immaterial. Also intelligent and personal, because only persons can make choices, intelligent choices for that matter. If one imperceptible variable had been different at the beginning, the Universe would have never developed or it would have collapsed, yet here it is, perfectly designed to host life.
Guy 2: No, we just live in one Universe out of many, that's why it seems perfectly designed, they were all created by the multiverse generator, which was created by the generator of multiverse generators.
Guy 1: And all the way back to infinity, right? Science can't step out of its boundaries to discover the beginning of the Universe because it is limited by the laws of nature. By the way, are you aware of the extreme extra-biblical historical evidence that confirms the legitimacy of the New Testament and the resurrection of Jesus? You should read some William Lane Craig and John Lennox to get a better insight.
Guy 2: HAHA ATHEISM SMART JESUS NOT REAL SKY DADDY FAIRY TALE IF GOD EXISTS WHY BAD THINGS I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT
Guy 1: Ok, good luck then, we all have a God-given free will to make our own choices, Jesus still loves you enough not to force you into His presence.
Guy 2: No, we just live in one Universe out of many, that's why it seems perfectly designed, they were all created by the multiverse generator, which was created by the generator of multiverse generators.
Guy 1: And all the way back to infinity, right? Science can't step out of its boundaries to discover the beginning of the Universe because it is limited by the laws of nature. By the way, are you aware of the extreme extra-biblical historical evidence that confirms the legitimacy of the New Testament and the resurrection of Jesus? You should read some William Lane Craig and John Lennox to get a better insight.
Guy 2: HAHA ATHEISM SMART JESUS NOT REAL SKY DADDY FAIRY TALE IF GOD EXISTS WHY BAD THINGS I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT
Guy 1: Ok, good luck then, we all have a God-given free will to make our own choices, Jesus still loves you enough not to force you into His presence.
by Juan 3:16 December 8, 2021
Well, I used to live a blinded life, led by a fictional superbeing that cannot possibly exist in this dimension, but then I thought: "what the hell am I doing?" So, I chose the path of atheism.
by DweebTwirp July 11, 2008
The stance arrived at when one extends the same incredulity to all religions equally, instead of being able to arbitrarily put blind faith into one.
Atheism is not an outright rejection of the possibility of deity, or an immature rebellion against god. Atheism is simply an unwillingness to accept any obviously ridiculous dogmas (like believing in a loving, intelligent god who sends people to hell for arbitrarily selecting the wrong set of beliefs) concerning the unknowable until presented with a reason to do so.
Atheism is not an outright rejection of the possibility of deity, or an immature rebellion against god. Atheism is simply an unwillingness to accept any obviously ridiculous dogmas (like believing in a loving, intelligent god who sends people to hell for arbitrarily selecting the wrong set of beliefs) concerning the unknowable until presented with a reason to do so.
"Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make when in the presence of religious dogma." - Sam Harris
by JOSH V March 29, 2009