*During a christian concert*
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atheist: It's so great we have so many religious people here.
Realest christian ever: Yup, you realize you don't have to say religious people, just say christian.
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atheist: Oh yeah, yeah, also you know I'm a atheist right.
Realest christian ever: *runs*
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Atheist: FUCK SAKES CAN I HAVE SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE ATHEPHOBIA.