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Pronounciation: 'Ass jam
1. noun. Fictional name given to Sally Noh during WG winter retreat 2008 that a Mexican pastor pronounced in a Mexican accent.
2. verb. To be owned.
3. verb. To be owned.
4. verb. To have fun (for adults)

Synonym: GG (verb)
David: Water is ready for ramen.
Eunchong: Oh finally.
-runs towards water-
David: Just kidding.
David: You got assjjamed.
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Your mom was assjammed by your dad.
Assjjam by Jaedong December 28, 2008
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In the game Dark Age of Camelot, the act of interrupting 2 groups of fighting people and killing them all.
We got assjammed at beno docks.
Assjam by DAoC May 13, 2005
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Assjammer 

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.
"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

AssJamma 

Big Burly Man who frequently rapes noobs in the shower/on Battle.net/on street corners
*kicks a trash can* JAMMA!!!!!!!
AssJamma by tim shady September 24, 2003
It's like toejam, only it's assjam.
My helmet's covered in assjam.
assjam by Sherby McGee June 11, 2006
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
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Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026