Asshole Hat

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(Noun) An imaginary hat worn by people who decide to be an extra big asshole on a particular day.

Example:

(Asshole Driver cuts you off)

You: "Hey thanks Babaganush, i'm glad to see you put your asshole hat on today"

Asshole Hat by Kevin587 February 16, 2009

Words you can keep

Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

Asshole type hat by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

hat full of assholes

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.

' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '

hat full of assholes by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

Funny as a hat full of assholes by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

Assholehat

An individual who persistently talks about others being asshats.

“Ken, John and Stacey are all such asshats”
“Stop being such an assholehat”

Assholehat by Gunther67589 February 1, 2021

assholeatoeliosis

when a persons bowels reverse positioning to accommodate for all the shit they talk.

she lied so much that she contracted a severe case of assholeatoeliosis

assholeatoeliosis by datrop December 17, 2016

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026