Asshole Hat

(Noun) An imaginary hat worn by people who decide to be an extra big asshole on a particular day.

Example:

(Asshole Driver cuts you off)

You: "Hey thanks Babaganush, i'm glad to see you put your asshole hat on today"

Asshole Hat by Kevin587 February 16, 2009

Asshole type hat 

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

Asshole type hat by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes 

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

hat full of assholes 

unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.

' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '

hat full of assholes by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

Funny as a hat full of assholes by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

Assholehat 

An individual who persistently talks about others being asshats.

“Ken, John and Stacey are all such asshats”
“Stop being such an assholehat”

Assholehat by Gunther67589 February 1, 2021

assholeatoeliosis 

when a persons bowels reverse positioning to accommodate for all the shit they talk.

she lied so much that she contracted a severe case of assholeatoeliosis

assholeatoeliosis by datrop December 17, 2016