Asshole Hat

(Noun) An imaginary hat worn by people who decide to be an extra big asshole on a particular day.

Example:

(Asshole Driver cuts you off)

You: "Hey thanks Babaganush, i'm glad to see you put your asshole hat on today"

Asshole Hat by Kevin587 February 16, 2009

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Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

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A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

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unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes.

' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of assholes '

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An individual who persistently talks about others being asshats.

“Ken, John and Stacey are all such asshats”
“Stop being such an assholehat”

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when a persons bowels reverse positioning to accommodate for all the shit they talk.

she lied so much that she contracted a severe case of assholeatoeliosis

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