A common, and derogatory, nickname for the fundamentalist, home "educator" and founder of Conservapedia, Andrew Schlafly.
-Hey this history exam has 15% fewer questions if you're a girl.
-That's because it's written by Assfly.
-That's because it's written by Assfly.
by A Pedant November 28, 2009
Get the Assflymug. by blueguitar69 August 19, 2007
Get the assflymug. A funny nickname that us RationalWikians like to call Andrew Schlafly, the founder of that intellectual cesspool known as Conservapedia, aka Confarceapedia, Conserva-peed-ya, Conservatardia, The Trusworthy Encyclopedia (trus me), The Untrustworthy Encyclopedia, etc.
Me: What's an assfly?
Other guy: Oh, an assfly is someone who thinks everything (including reality itself) has librul bias.
Me: Oh, you mean like Andrew Schlafly?
Other guy: Exactly!
Other guy: Oh, an assfly is someone who thinks everything (including reality itself) has librul bias.
Me: Oh, you mean like Andrew Schlafly?
Other guy: Exactly!
by R0-84N November 05, 2018
Get the Assflymug.