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Assassins Creed

Assassin's Creed is a video game in development by Ubisoft. First shown as Project Assassin at Microsoft's X05 event, at the E3 2006 trade show, it was officially announced for the PS3, to be released in 2007 using the name Assassin's Creed. Later on, Ubisoft also announced that the game was coming to the PC and Xbox 360. The game is being developed by many of the same people who helped make Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, and began production as soon as the latter was completed. The game is highly focused on crowds and parkour, which will be one of the main means of transportation while in towns.
"Have you played Assassins Creed yet?"
"Yeah."
"Wait how? It's not out yet. -_-"
*assassinates the kid who just asked how*
by Tom Joey September 23, 2008
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Assassins Creed Unity

The shittiest fucking game/assassins creed game in existence. Full of bugs, server errors, the combat sucks, and running makes you look like you have to take a shit.
James: Hey did you play Assassins Creed Unity?

Desmond: Yeah and it sucks horse dick!
by TheAndroidBro August 11, 2015
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Assassins creed no life

A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.
"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"

"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"
by kissin yo mamma March 19, 2013
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SO assassins creed

can be used sarcastically or to express an impressive display of skill.
Example 1.
*Man 1 leaps over wall and faceplants the floor*
Man 2 - (sarcastically) That was SO assassins creed.

Example 2.
Child - Yesterday i jumped off a swing and landed in forward roll. It was SO assassins creed.
by ELLENES June 21, 2010
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The Reverse Assassins Creed

When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.
“Did you see my girlfriends arm? We tried The Reverse Assassins Creed last night”
by Coach Belvins March 1, 2018
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Assassin's Creed Obsession

A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.
Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.

Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?

Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.

Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.
by Jade606 November 19, 2012
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