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text tight ass 

A person who is too cheap to add a texting plan to their phone inconveniencing all those who communicate through text.
Don't text Greg because he's a text tight ass and you wouldn't want him to be charged $0.10 a text
text tight ass by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

Text my ass 

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.
Text my ass by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009

Dry texting ass nigga 

When the person you wanna text specifically (the nigga you wanna be with )takes a long time texting back or keeps saying "wyd" 25/8
malik was just being a dry texting ass nigga last night sis
Dry texting ass nigga by Vibewajj February 4, 2018
Any words or symbols displayed across the backside of a girls skirt,shorts,sweat pantsorjeans to draw more attention to their ass.
"Check out the asstext on that fine bitches skirt. That's good advertisement for Hollister.
asstext by Frank A. Boston October 20, 2008

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026