Ass Smurf

How you pronounce ASMR as if it was a word

Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.

by Putitonaritz April 7, 2019

smurf ass

when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass.

That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin concert.

by nanmike April 17, 2008

smurf ass bitches

The blue team that gets owned on halo.

red team: " we just owned those smurf ass bitches!"

blue team:"........... damn it!"

by hotdiggitysmalls March 21, 2011