by nepvll March 12, 2023
"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."
by Msggsishsvsv September 2, 2021
What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
by QuacksO December 29, 2022
This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week
I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.
by Eloise010 April 23, 2018
kick you ass means you are going to kick someones ass for being right because you're mad that you're wrong!!! kick you ass is the best saying to use with anything ❤️
amy: *says something that is right*
angus: i am going to kick you ass *says that because hes mad that amy is right*
angus: i am going to kick you ass *says that because hes mad that amy is right*
by amywillkickyouass May 24, 2021
When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 16, 2023