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Ashleigh'd 

Getting fucked up and falling on the floor which caused bruising on their face (but really getting punched in the face).
Friend: "How'd you get that black eye?"
Me: "Oh man I went out to get one drink but I accidentally got Ashleigh'd"
Ashleigh'd by Ashleigh'd January 7, 2017
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Ashleigh Dawson 

Literally the peak of humanity, Ashleigh is the best of the best and always there for you. Legit Perfect.
Hey look, its Ashleigh Dawson!! She’s so Perfect.
Ashleigh Dawson by Gh475828 July 31, 2020

Ashleigh Davidson 

Ashleigh Davidson is sooo cool she is cooler then any other loser (looking at you skanky hanky and SAAG) she is amazing and WILL roll you for ur tns
"Omg did you see how cool Ashleigh Davidson is" skanky hanky said to SAAG
"Ikr, she is so cool i want to be her friend so bad" replied SAAG
Ashleigh Davidson by MA DICK FELL OFF November 12, 2019

ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan 

The act of of a Girl named Ashleigh with brown hair and green eyes, sometimes blue, who hates A guy named Ethan. Ethan probably had blonde hair and it’s curly. brown eyes and a large love for ashleigh. but for some reason Ashleigh does not like him at all. she despises him very much
Friend 1: i don’t like you

Friend 2: Ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan either

Ashleigh and Daisy 

To girls who are best friends, never apart. If you are friends with an Ashleigh or a Daisy, you are quite lucky to have them! They are funny, amazing girls.
Person 1: "Wow it's Ashleigh and Daisy!
Person 2: They're always together.
Person 1: I know right!
Ashleigh and Daisy by Lily jaqes December 17, 2019

Dear Ashleigh 

A band from Norfolk, England formed in 2011 made up by Joshua Holland, Shelby Redfern and Amanda MacKinnon.
One: Hey, did you get the new Dear Ashleigh record?
Two: Yeah man, it's totally sweet!
Dear Ashleigh by JayJayEnriquez July 13, 2011

Dirty Ashleigh 

The act of inviting a prostitute into your bedroom and paying her to watch you fuck your goat
My goat and I had a dirty Ashleigh last night
Dirty Ashleigh by Looseunit99 February 15, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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