Arsetical

An arsehole of an Obsticle.. used to describe someone that's getting in the way off life.

I was going to get my shit together today but that Arsetical got in the way!!

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

arsetralia

A continent-sized landmass south of the equator, pretty far from anywhere actual human beings live. It's where Mother Earth expels its excrement as this landfill is located literally on its arse bottom. Filled with kangaroos, koalas, dingoes, poisonous snakes, and nothing much of importance.

Also known as Van Diemen's Land.

INCORRECT SPELLING: Australia
CORRECT SPELLING: Arsetralia

Guess what I'm flying to Perth next month.

You mean Perth, Scotland?

No. Down under -- Arsetralia.

by Third World Sam April 10, 2022

arseicle

A bit like an icicle, the shit that sticks to your anal hair.

Gaycob took great pride in his arseicles

by Fagnus June 30, 2003

artical don

The word ARTICAL comes from HARTICAL,Some one or person thats life decisions an daily fuction is made on the impulse of the heart beat,ex on how fast or slow it beats may effect there results of there emotions,live by the law of love thy brother an sister,biblical,an spirtual
DON- a person or individual who is respected in the,village,home town,a term which arive from the notorious life style of the early mob stairs at a time when wine an liquor was not yet legal,a don is normally known to be the ghetto,hood politcal representative

on how fast or slow it beats may could effect there results of there emotions, ARTICAL DON

by artical March 7, 2009

ArticalDon

An ArticalDon is a person who is at the top of the food chain, The Don of all Dons, The Topman etc.

When ArticalDon comes round use your manners and dont give him no backchat.

by Adot September 19, 2012

Artical

a common misspelling of the word article, ie. of clothing, journalism, etc.

i ) that was a pretty artical she was wearing last night!

ii) I read an artical the other day about the benefits of legalizing drugs.

by crankybones December 12, 2012

Arseicle

A frozen icicle of faeces attached to the arse, created when attempting to take a shit in Arctic conditions.

Hey, can I borrow the stove? I tried to take a dump outside of the tent and made an Arseicle.

by Humorousone September 15, 2015