Arse Blast 

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

Arse Blast by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

Sloppy Arse Blast

Similar to an Arse Blast, but this time they follow through.

John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"

Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.

John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"

Tom: "You got it!"

Sloppy Arse Blast by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

arse bastard 

Some one who is an arse and a bastard, so therefore an arse bastard

"Clive is such and arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think therefore he is an arse bastard," concluded Derek.

arse bastard by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

arse blaster 

Juggalo Scrub will blast you in the arse,
Thus, being an Arse Blaster

Juggalo Scrub : Simple solution is to BLAST THEM IN THE ARSE!

arse blaster by Party_Boy March 11, 2004

arse bastard 

Noun, A male Homosexual

Andrew has sex with males, that makes him an arse bastard

arse bastard by surfsquid October 28, 2007

arse blaster 

An Arse blaster is someone who has seen to much goatse, and now feels the need to repcorduce the anomily in other persons.

www.goatse.cx

A website that under no circumstances (assuming it still exists) should be visited by any one living and or dead :)

arse blaster by RaYdeX September 9, 2004

Arse blaster 

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

Arse blaster by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024