john: when it comes to dating, I guess I'm looking for a girl who is hot, really into sports and gaming, can support herself financially and isn't looking for a serious relationship.
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
by Linorth April 30, 2015
When a woman's underarm surpasses her vaginal integrity to the point that it becomes her primary means of giving pleasure.
"Hey dude, did you bang that waitress? Tell me you at least got an Armpit Job"
"Yeah man I fucked her armpit. I came in seconds."
"Yeah man I fucked her armpit. I came in seconds."
by thevagbrothers October 1, 2013
by Trancendental_cookiecutter December 8, 2015
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by Craig Aftermath August 7, 2006
Hammond, Indiana.
Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.
Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.
by Mayor Thom June 16, 2011
by minionofher March 25, 2006