Arkanoid

Don't let the other definition fool you. Arkanoid is a great Breakout style arcade game made by Taito in 1986 and has since been ported to pretty much every format known to man. It's a Breakout game, so you know that you have to hit the ball with a paddle (actually a spaceship named Vaus in Arkanoid) and break the blocks above, collecting powerups along the way. There's also a boss named DOH, which is a moai. It's probably the best Breakout game of all time.

I want to play some Arkanoid. It's awesome.

Arkanoid by LoganR93 September 11, 2011

arkanoid

A hard piece of feces that elongates out of your rectum untill it is as thin as a tootsie roll about 14-18 in. Usually occurs after digestion of starchy foods.

"John, after I had your triple cheese potatoes with the bread and butter for lunch, I hit the pasta buffet up and I really got the feeling that an arkanoid was on its way." I went to the Portable John and a 17 inch arkanoid was floating in the toilet."

arkanoid by Tom Gronski March 25, 2008

Arkanoid Psycho 

A species of human being most commonly found aboard Carnival cruise ships during the early 1990s. The Arkanoid Psycho is a middle-aged unmarried male obsessed with playing Arkanoid whose obsession drives him to spend countless hours, quarters, and valuable vacation time trying to advance just one more level. The Arkanoid Psycho has little patience, and will swear profusely while playing, particularly when anyone is kicking the near-by “Lucky & Wild” cabinet for free games.

Brother A: “Hey, you want to go to the ship arcade and kick the Lucky & Wild game for a few hours”?

Brother B: “I don’t know. The Arkanoid Psycho is probably there and might kill us if we do that again. Let press all the buttons in the elevator instead”

Arkanoid Psycho by arnie123 January 31, 2014

arkancide 

The act of being murked by one of any member of a formerly powerful political family from Arkansas.

"Last night I heard four gunshots in my neighborhood!" "Probably another former Clinton associate committing Arkancide."

arkancide by N1111Z September 21, 2020

Arkancided

A suspicious suicide of a person who is set to testify in court against powerful government officials, agencies, or their billionaire patrons. This happens when a person is not in federal custody.

There have been so many people Arkancided since the nineties, it can't be a statistical anomaly. People just don't shoot themselves three times in the head with a revolver.

Arkancided by james savik January 3, 2023

arkancide 

The act of being offed by one of any member of a prominent political family from Arkansas.

"Joe, last night I heard four gunshots in my neighborhood!" "Ted, probably another former Clinton associate committing arkancide."

arkancide by N1111Z September 21, 2020