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Aptos

A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville

The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.

and for all you trannies out there...

it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right
Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.
by aptos_local September 26, 2006
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Aptos High School

The best high school in Santa Cruz County. Home of the Mariners and has the overall most athletic championships combined than any other school in the county. A beautiful campus with great people.
It's a great day to be an Aptos High School Mariner.
by Mariner4 April 26, 2009
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seascape in aptos

The chillest place to ever relax right on top of the ocean where the dank comes cheap. If you need to find a party, its right around the corner located on sumner street, right across from village host.
If you need a chill place to kick it, come hang in seascape.
Hey dude do you know where the party is tonight?

YEah, i was gunna catch one at seascape in aptos.
by 8.3.1 fr$sh August 13, 2009
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The Apostle of Payback

The Apostle of Payback — the sobriquet of Vladimir Putin given by Bill Burns, CIA boss.

When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”

Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.

The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.

Revenge is a dish best served.

Period.

And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.

Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.

But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”

Game. Set. Match. Putin.

For now.
Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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Apostolis

A good guy with big pp. A good person and he's always ready to help. Also he's a popular person with many friends and a beautiful girlfriend. Moreover he likes food and he always want to eat good and expensive food.
Apostolis is my friend
by Hsjsk59 November 20, 2021
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apostate

One who has abandoned one's religious faith, a political party, one's principles, or a cause.
I was raised Mormon, but now I am the biggest apostate in the state of Utah.
by Odin March 27, 2005
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Apostolos

A Greek guy with a Unique name. All the girls wish they could spend a moment with him and his unforgettable charm. Charming, Stunning, unforgettable, Confident, Cute guy
Girl #1: Look at that guy, his so cute !!!
Girl #2: Ya i know, i bet he's Greek.
Girl #3: Ya i herd of him, his name is Apostolos.
All the Girls together: UUghhhh.... i wish i could get him !!!
by Cristiano God August 24, 2011
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