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A small town between Santa Cruz and Watsonville

The greatest place to live on Earth, except when the trannies invade the beaches.

and for all you trannies out there...

it's pronounced Ap-toss, not Ap-tose, you faggots get it right
Aptos has the World's Shortest Fourth of July Parade.
Aptos by aptos_local September 26, 2006

Aptos High School 

The best high school in Santa Cruz County. Home of the Mariners and has the overall most athletic championships combined than any other school in the county. A beautiful campus with great people.
It's a great day to be an Aptos High School Mariner.
Aptos High School by Mariner4 April 26, 2009

seascape in aptos 

The chillest place to ever relax right on top of the ocean where the dank comes cheap. If you need to find a party, its right around the corner located on sumner street, right across from village host.
If you need a chill place to kick it, come hang in seascape.
Hey dude do you know where the party is tonight?

YEah, i was gunna catch one at seascape in aptos.
seascape in aptos by 8.3.1 fr$sh August 13, 2009

The Apostle of Payback 

The Apostle of Payback — the sobriquet of Vladimir Putin given by Bill Burns, CIA boss.

When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”

Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.

The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.

Revenge is a dish best served.

Period.

And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.

Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.

But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”

Game. Set. Match. Putin.

For now.
Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!

Apostolis 

A good guy with big pp. A good person and he's always ready to help. Also he's a popular person with many friends and a beautiful girlfriend. Moreover he likes food and he always want to eat good and expensive food.
Apostolis is my friend
Apostolis by Hsjsk59 November 20, 2021
One who has abandoned one's religious faith, a political party, one's principles, or a cause.
I was raised Mormon, but now I am the biggest apostate in the state of Utah.
apostate by Odin March 27, 2005

Apostolos 

A Greek guy with a Unique name. All the girls wish they could spend a moment with him and his unforgettable charm. Charming, Stunning, unforgettable, Confident, Cute guy
Girl #1: Look at that guy, his so cute !!!
Girl #2: Ya i know, i bet he's Greek.
Girl #3: Ya i herd of him, his name is Apostolos.
All the Girls together: UUghhhh.... i wish i could get him !!!
Apostolos by Cristiano God August 24, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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