by Jaydencv April 4, 2022
If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.
*At diner*
'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'
'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'
by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021
by Masterrrrr October 18, 2019
All sexy cute amazing model beautiful gorgeous pretty people are born on this day and everyone falls In live with them instantly they will wanna date u even if they hate u they secretly have a crush on you
by sexy wooden amber December 6, 2020
If you were born in this date you are a truly talented genius but you can't keep your dick in your pants.
by Yummybrosound March 11, 2021
by Coolguythatishigh October 25, 2019
by irmroachs April 6, 2022