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Après ski

a time to get sauced after a hard day of skiing or riding. Be sure to look for ski bunnies migrating towards the bar during this time of day. They're easy!
i'm done throwing switch rodeos, let's hit the bar for some apres ski.
Après ski by dbrizzle February 22, 2005
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Après ski

When someone wants to sound posh or cool. Literally means after ski but cunts and dickheads will refer it to getting fucked up and eating.
Oh hello young squire. You coming out for a spot of Après ski to get the wife limbered up before we put the car keys in a bowl at our place?
Après ski by Samsonite27 March 14, 2018

apres ski 

Apres ski is when you have just awoken from a nap after shredding all day and you're main intention is to get hammered, dance naked on tables to baywatch theme in clubs and wake up in a confusing location.

Apres ski is not necessarily confined to the evening and can infact continued throughout the next in conveniently placed bars on the piste.
Surrey Snowsports party like animals after a days skiing, their apres ski is legendary.
apres ski by flipdazed May 3, 2010

Après-Ski Jellybean Scream 

To achieve successful female orgasm, usually accompanied by loud moans or screams, through finger stimulation of the clitoris—often after a long day of skiing or snowboarding
Rex: "Bro what happened to you and Emily when we all hit the hot-tub after the slopes?"
Chad: "Dude, I gave her a great Après-Ski Jellybean Scream when I hit her clit with my famous finger diddle."

apres skiing 

The simple act of bar-hopping with out removing ones ski/snowboard attire. IE: jacket, goggles, hat, snowpants, ski/snowboard boots
Collins and I went apres skiing yesterday the second we got off the mountain. It's amazing how many women my snowboard shit will bring in.
apres skiing by Steamboatdustin March 5, 2011

après skill 

your après skill comes to light after a turn of events, an intervention, crisis management.
"i havent had the pleasure yet of getting to know my après skill as i am to surmount la crise."
après skill by Krkič September 3, 2019
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