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Après ski
When someone wants to sound posh or cool. Literally means after ski but cunts and dickheads will refer it to getting fucked up and eating.
Oh hello young squire. You coming out for a spot of Après ski to get the wife limbered up before we put the car keys in a bowl at our place?
Après ski by Samsonite27 March 14, 2018
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apres ski
Apres ski is when you have just awoken from a nap after shredding all day and you're main intention is to get hammered, dance naked on tables to baywatch theme in clubs and wake up in a confusing location.
Apres ski is not necessarily confined to the evening and can infact continued throughout the next in conveniently placed bars on the piste.
Apres ski is not necessarily confined to the evening and can infact continued throughout the next in conveniently placed bars on the piste.
Après-Ski Jellybean Scream
To achieve successful female orgasm, usually accompanied by loud moans or screams, through finger stimulation of the clitoris—often after a long day of skiing or snowboarding
Rex: "Bro what happened to you and Emily when we all hit the hot-tub after the slopes?"
Chad: "Dude, I gave her a great Après-Ski Jellybean Scream when I hit her clit with my famous finger diddle."
Chad: "Dude, I gave her a great Après-Ski Jellybean Scream when I hit her clit with my famous finger diddle."
Après-Ski Jellybean Scream by Raw Dawg Ricky April 12, 2020
apres skiing
The simple act of bar-hopping with out removing ones ski/snowboard attire. IE: jacket, goggles, hat, snowpants, ski/snowboard boots
Collins and I went apres skiing yesterday the second we got off the mountain. It's amazing how many women my snowboard shit will bring in.
apres skiing by Steamboatdustin March 5, 2011
après skill
après skill by Krkič September 3, 2019
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