LA based sex & music website that gives bitingly funny advice to retards who write into sex advice columns. Known for Lucidee's dark, blunt, no holds sense of humour about sex, musicians & guys she's dated. Awesome old school punk & rock n roll.

Often shortened to AP.
Apocalypse Pie is sex, rock n roll & retards, by an Aussie chick every dude with half a brain would kill to bang
by evep August 4, 2009
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A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.
"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.
by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021
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