A Handsome, Awesome, Thicc, and a once in a lifetime friend. He is referred to as the Darkskin King, Black Thor, and Mr. Thicc among other things and is a tall, dark, and a Chocolate Dream Boat of a man. His shlong is long enough to make woman feint. DO NOT STARE INTO HIS EYES, you will find yourself making whimpering noises and taking of your clothes in hopes of him ravishing you. He is very kind, the kind of boyfriend that you should never let go. Apia's caring heart may make you think that his empathy is endless, but beware, Apia will not be taken advantage of. He is a magnet of positive ions and energy that spreads to everyone who will acknowledge this fact. He has amazing dreams and goals that he will surely succeed at and excel. He makes friends easily and money even easier. He's a sexy beast. You will know when you meet him, because you'll know you just met an amazing person.
Girl: Oh who is that

Other Girl: That's the Darkskin King, Apia
Girl: Oh my god, He is soo sexy. I wish he would come over here.
by Thereal_woman926 October 29, 2020
a tall black guy that refers to himself as the darkskin king, black thore ect. he also does robotics and likes mega.
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by The Darkskin king October 27, 2020
A pleasant telephone interaction with a stranger, usually an insurance agent.

Originates from the 2011 Apia (Australian Pensioners Insurance Agency) television commercials.
Original Apia moment:

Agent - "Welcome to Apia, how can I help you?"
Customer - "I'm ringing regarding a quote for a new caravan we're buying. We would like to start the insurance and pay it quarterly.
Agent - "Not a problem at all. We don't charge any more to pay that way. Whe're you taking off to first?"
Customer - "We're going down to Lakes Entrance, and then across to the West"
Agent - "Gee life's gonna be one big holiday"
Customer - "Yes I hope so, (laugh)"
Agent - "Ohhhh, fantastic"
by megamanisnotdead July 4, 2011