Apache Snakeskin 

When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.

dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.

Apache Snakeskin by iluvtogetskiied July 27, 2010

apache smack 

When you're having sex with a girl on her period, and you pull out and helicopter your dick and hit her in the face with it, so her period blood gets splattered all over her face, while you yell like an Indian

I totally Apache smacked your mom last night and she loved it!

apache smack by Sleepstak February 12, 2014

Apache smile 

A phrase coined by the German metal band Das Poot. To drop your pants, bend over, and show someone your crack.

He decided to spin around and show them all his Apache smile.

Apache smile by Sir Alexander August 19, 2008

apache sidewinder 

The new girl at work that everyone wants to do but is afraid to ask for fear of getting shot down.

Have you checked out the new girl in sales? I’d go over there but I’m worried she’s a total Apache sidewinder.

apache sidewinder by Rick the mailman May 6, 2018

Apache slap 

When you fuck a girl on her period, then proceed to pull out and slap in the forehead her with your bloodied cock.

Guy 1: I pulled out my bloody dick and hit her in the face with it. It looked like she got scalped.
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!

Apache slap by Barubenblue March 4, 2019

apache scalping party 

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

apache scalping party by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

The Apache spulunki 

When you pack you foreskin with chewing tabaco and use sheer force to spin your dick around in a helecopter like motion to pack the tabaco then use the momentum to swing it into your butthole

“Hey little dude you should get out of here we’re about to do The Apache spulunki“

The Apache spulunki by Thug shaker god April 14, 2023