Anti-lol 

The anti-lol is used as a means of expressing the lack of humour in a situation. It is best used at times when someone tries to make a joke on an IM and fails miserabley either becuase : 1) They are morons 2) They just arent funny

The anti-lol is believed to orignated around 200BC in in a small greek province and is a direct descendant of the word LOL

Here is an example of when an anti-lol should not be used:
Dude 1 : Heres a really funny Joke... How many babies does it take to paint a barn?......
Dude 2 : Dunno
Dude 1 : Depends on how hard you throw them
Dude 2 : HAHA That is quite funny. This situation in no way requires me to use an anti-lol

Anti-lol by Manuel Noriega February 17, 2006

anti lol 

Someone who is so plain, uninteresting and generally ruins lollish times.

Man 1: woo! this is a rave party!
Woman 1: wanna hear a joke?
Man 2 (the anti lol)
Man 1: don't bother, here comes the anti lol

anti lol by davey r December 11, 2007

antilolz 

The opposite of lolz.

A feeling of sadness and worthlessness, often accompanied by self mockery.

Failing the test brought upon me the antilolz.

antilolz by bringerofthelolz August 10, 2009

r/antilolitary 

A subreddit with the purpose of opposing the subreddit of r/lolitary due to allegedly banning users without reason and harassing people that antilolitary deem ultimately harmless/do not intend to cause harm, specifically in the case of Loli/shotacon material.

antilolitary are also in support of the existence and legality of loli/shotacon material, claiming that it does not cause harm to any actual children.

Person#1: what subreddit is that?
Person#2: it’s r/antilolitary

Person#1: isn’t that just a sub for pedophiles?
Person#2: Not intentionally, no.

r/antilolitary by The_Real_Tippex April 12, 2022

r/antilolitary 

A subreddit dedicated to defending the sexual exploitation of children, and call themselves “men of culture” for doing so. They also like to tell the subreddit they’re against, r/lolitary, that they’re “projecting” when they explain to them why raping children is not ok so they can feel better about themselves. Most of the posts consist of them writing about how badly they wanna rape a child, defending child sexual abuse, or asking for tips on how they can have sex with a child. One of the moderators, WillBPBB, was also accused of raping a puppy in 2017. Despite all of this, the subreddit is still up and running with over 6,000 members. Some theorize that the Reddit admins abuse children themselves and only say that pedophilia is against their terms of service to make the site look better.

John: Hey Bill, do you like raping kids? Then you should visit r/antilolitary, we have tips on how to have sex with children, sexual fantasies and more.

Bill: We’re not friends anymore.

r/antilolitary by Tricky Clown April 13, 2022

r/antilolitary 

A subreddit that is dedicated to preventing the bullying of people based on actions that do not hurt anybody.

A: Hey, do you like stand up for people who are being bullied?
B: sure
A: Then you should join r/AntiLolitary.

r/antilolitary by gaypotatoes 69420 April 12, 2022

r/antilolitary 

a subreddit filled with 40 year-old pedos that fap to lolicon and shotacon (hentai involving children and underage characters) with the justification that ''they're not hurting anyone/it's just pixels on a screen bro''

The members of this subreddit also oppose and harass members of r/Lolitary (based subreddit that actively hunts pedos and NSFW materal involving underage people and characters), whose members stand up for children

BOB: hey, I joined r/antilolitary
*bob gets beat up and goes to jail*

r/antilolitary by IMTIREDOFNAMESALREADYBEINGUSED May 23, 2022