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Accounting for Minimal Procrastination Only.

Used when giving estimates for how long a piece of work will take. Thus if you don't complete your work in this time, your friends know you are procrastinating.
The essay will probably take me about another hour AMPO

He told us it would take him 40 mins AMPO, but its been an hour and a half so he must be procrastinating.
AMPO by rokwize May 17, 2018
Related Words

Eridan Ampora 

A troll from Homestuck often called a hipster or "forever alone",patron of Aquarius

Swagalious

Awesome
Eridan Ampora:Wwell hello there~Wwanna ...fill buckets?

Karkat:SHUT UP HIPSTER LOSER

Ben:Who's your favorite Troll?

Jenny:Eridan Ampora!
Eridan Ampora by ThE wIcKeD eLiXeR December 4, 2013
A sassy fish with a tenancy to be a complete asshole in every way physically possible.
"Andrew, stop being an Ampora and give her the photos!"
Ampora by Dany Strider September 24, 2013
A term used to celebrate profound joy, usually when replying to a statement or ending a sentence. Originated in Accra and has slowly been used amongst the youth of Ghana. This word is also used as a commemoration to a former Lincoln Community School student, Nana Ampofo, who was a very famous guy within the streets of Accra.
Kofi: "Chale wetin dey happen?"

Kwesi: "Chale we do all oh"

Kofi: "Ampofooo"
Ampofoo by Fokin Guy July 19, 2019
The coolest, most amazing, person in the entire universe who is extremely sexy and will forever be the sexiest living troll.
wwell, i wwanted to kill her, eridan ampora wanted to kill her...
Ampora by nobody'sbuisness January 2, 2012

Ampocalypse 

Word used to describe a stupid action taken in error by the infamous Amphiaraus, player in EVE Online and officer of Black Eclipse Corporation. The phrase was coined after a series of stupid stunts pulled by Amphiaraus (or "Amp" for short) were made common knowledge and laughed about freely.

"The infamy will continue, the list will grow. That much is certain. Beware, so you do not fall victim to the next Ampocalypse!"
Exiting your client while tanking a spawn with hundreds of millions of ISK worth of mining barges in an asteroid belt, while bluntly remarking on TeamSpeak, "I turned off my tank."

Sending a mass mail with your mate's login info to the entire corp instead of to yourself.

Putting up a sell order in a market hub of 100 million worth of megacyte for 10 million.

Popping a mate's brand new Crow (a ship) in your Claw because you didn't turn your autocannons off in time.

Word use: "Ampocalypse now." "Tristan, does that qualify as an Ampocalypse?"
Ampocalypse by TristanX September 14, 2006