Amongunese is the rarest and hardest languages to learn in history, in fact, it is harder than mandarin. The way people communicate using this language is by simply yelling "AMONGUS" the higher the tune the more it means, the lower the tune, the more it also means. In text it is only written in 2 ways: (1.ඩ Classic Amongus character.) and (2.ඩී Angel Amongus character.)
Julie: Hey Fred, ever heard of Amongunese?
Fred: ඩීඩීඩීඩීඩඩඩ
Julie: What the.....
Fred: ඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩී
Julie:...
The entire world: ඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩඩඩඩඩීඩීඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩීඩී
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)