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Ami James 

Tattoo artist, specializing in traditional Japanese tattoos, star of 'Miami Ink',

'Worldwide Tribe',& 'NY Ink'. And most importantly, ridiculously sexy & fantasized by many women. Has the whole badass look & can kick someone's ass, yet be sensitive & responsible at the same time. Older brother of the impossibly sexy Natan Shai James, undiscovered musician & creative director of his clothing line. Was a sniper in the Israeli army (probably looked damn hot in that uniform),the father of 2 girls, & has a wife named Jordan (a.k.a. the luckiest damn woman on planet Earth). Arch rival & enemy of tattoo artist Chris Torres.
"Did you see the episode of NY Ink where Ami James fought Chris Torres & filpped him over & pinned him down?"

'yes, I was imagining him doing that to me in bed the whole time & had to stop & go masturbate'

"LOL,that was so funny on Miami Ink when as a joke Ami James chased his snake-phobic apprentice yogi w/a snake a client bought in,then jokingly told him to get on his knees & say 'master, stop!'

'Damn.....I would LOVE it if Ami James chased me & told me to get on my knees & call him Master!'
Ami James by akPhilly February 17, 2013
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Ami James 

Only the single most hottest tattoo artist. He's Jewish. From Israel. And needs a licences for the guns he's packing on his arms. Hit shows include Miami ink and NY ink. My panties get wet while I watch the show.
Ami James is so sexy, while I watch NY ink I dream of having sex with him. Hmmm Ami!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026