First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.
Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.
Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?
Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.
Jeremiah: Tight!
Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.
Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?
Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.
Jeremiah: Tight!
Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.
by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009
Get the South American Alligator Chompmug. The American Alligator is a large freshwater reptile native to the Southeastern United States. The American Alligators typically live in bayous, swamps, and cypresses, though, they are pretty much in every freshwater area you can find in the southeastern United States. In the United States, they can be found typically in Florida Or Louisiana. Contrary to popular belief, alligators are not green, nor are they that aggressive, those rightfully belong to Crocodiles. Or a close cousin to alligators. Instead, alligators are typically blue, to navy blue, to dark grey, to a black color. They are typically non-aggressive, and will flee in the presence of a human on land.
There are many ways to distinguish a crocodile from an alligator. But the easiest other than color and aggression, is based on the shape of the snout. Alligators have a wide and broad U shaped snout. While crocodiles have a narrow and slim V shaped jaw. Crocodiles also tend to have long teeth that can be seen both from the top and the bottom. The only place in the world where they are both are present in Central to South Florida.
The American Alligator (Alligator Mississippiensis), is also the largest species of alligator in genus and subfamily alligator (Also known as Alligatorinae). They are also the largest species of Alligatoroid in the family Alligatoridae.
There are many ways to distinguish a crocodile from an alligator. But the easiest other than color and aggression, is based on the shape of the snout. Alligators have a wide and broad U shaped snout. While crocodiles have a narrow and slim V shaped jaw. Crocodiles also tend to have long teeth that can be seen both from the top and the bottom. The only place in the world where they are both are present in Central to South Florida.
The American Alligator (Alligator Mississippiensis), is also the largest species of alligator in genus and subfamily alligator (Also known as Alligatorinae). They are also the largest species of Alligatoroid in the family Alligatoridae.
The sign in Florida said: “No feeding the American Alligator hallucinogenics” or whatever that meant.
by FloridaMannnnn October 12, 2025
Get the American Alligatormug.