by yeetyboi1 November 25, 2019
Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.
America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:
“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019
"Cap, that suit did nothing for your ass."
"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"
*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."
"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"
*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."
by ticklesquad May 2, 2019
by The_Crimson_Chin April 26, 2019
I know you wanna die
Girl you gotta die
This is a meme, that's a cream (E)
I got a brudda now, look at my weapon now (*rapid laser shots*)
Look at my cock, what the fuck is that? (ooo)
Yo grandma's dizzy, Don't got her sleeping pills
She's barely living now, Trippidy trippin now
Yaey, this is a bakery, buns in my pants
I'm a trap, I got a carrot
Yeye, Ima go fuck a gorilla
This is wrong
Ye ye, Ima go take a shit on my cousin's car so fuck you
Drink the Cola yey
I got Cola yey
Yey, yey, ye, ye, ye
OoOoOoOoOoO
OoOoOoOoOoO
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
OoOoOoOo
Suck somebody, you gon' suck somebody, I'm an asshole
This is a gym, look what I'm capable of
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Gucci gang
I'm so big, I'm a fatty, Wash my car bitch
This is America, that's Canada
Where's my coat at (flat)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100
Contra, contra, contra, contra, contra, contra
4, 6, 9? (woah)
Age is just a number
Yeah, suck it bitch
Oh shit, It's the police
Get down
Girl you gotta die
This is a meme, that's a cream (E)
I got a brudda now, look at my weapon now (*rapid laser shots*)
Look at my cock, what the fuck is that? (ooo)
Yo grandma's dizzy, Don't got her sleeping pills
She's barely living now, Trippidy trippin now
Yaey, this is a bakery, buns in my pants
I'm a trap, I got a carrot
Yeye, Ima go fuck a gorilla
This is wrong
Ye ye, Ima go take a shit on my cousin's car so fuck you
Drink the Cola yey
I got Cola yey
Yey, yey, ye, ye, ye
OoOoOoOoOoO
OoOoOoOoOoO
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
OoOoOoOo
Suck somebody, you gon' suck somebody, I'm an asshole
This is a gym, look what I'm capable of
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Gucci gang
I'm so big, I'm a fatty, Wash my car bitch
This is America, that's Canada
Where's my coat at (flat)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100
Contra, contra, contra, contra, contra, contra
4, 6, 9? (woah)
Age is just a number
Yeah, suck it bitch
Oh shit, It's the police
Get down
by fafoerjfeflaejif' October 2, 2018