Ambiwlans 

Ambiwlans is Welsh for Ambulance, and is written on all ambulance vehicles in the Welsh Ambulance NHS Trust.

Ambiwlans is not to be confused as a 'dumbing down' version of the word 'Ambulance'

Ambiwlans was made famous by an internet user known as JamesTigerWoods who famously started a discussion on a car focussed forum complaining that society was dumbing down so far that the word Ambiwlans had replaced Ambulance, not knowing of the welsh origin.

JamesTigerWoods: Ambiwlans!!
Everyone else: It's Welsh you 'tard!

Ambiwlans by Pistonheads June 11, 2010

Ambiwlans Moment 

You have an idea, you 'put it out there' for the world to hear or see or read on the internet, proud that you have thought of something that no one else has noticed before, you're sharp, you're tuned in and you wait for the adoration of the masses when they asses your idea and say 'wow.. you're right... that's amazing!'
...... but sadly what has actually happened is you have said something incredibly dumb, and someone is just about to point it out to you very publicly, THIS is you Ambiwlans Moment.

See the word 'Ambiwlans' for the first Ambiwlans Moment from the legendary JamesTigerWoods

Steve - I've an idea for making cars more efficient with battery power... when I was a kid my lights on my bike were powered by a dynamo which was rested on the tyre, in a less crude way couldn't this work on your car?

Ben - You mean like the alternator?
Con - Nice ambiwlans moment Steve!

Ambiwlans Moment by Conian September 22, 2010

Ambiwankstrous 

This is the abilty to pleasure oneself with the use of both the right, and left hand. This is derived from the latin words " Ambosituos" and " Wank".

p1: 'Im getting bored with my right hand...'
p2: 'Well i never find that, im Ambiwankstrous! '

Ambiwankstrous by Jeffrey Fielder February 23, 2005

Ambiwankstrous 

someone who can jerk off with both hands

hes ambiwankstrous. im impressed.

Ambiwankstrous by niggasense February 27, 2005

ambiwankstrous 

The ability to masturbate or pull the pud just as effectively with either hand

"I write left-handed,play golf right-handed but when it comes to masturbation I'm ambiwankstrous

ambiwankstrous by Uncle Len May 11, 2004

ambiwankstrous 

when a person has the ability to make himself reach a sexual climax using either of his hands.

my friend made this word up.. I think hes nuts...

I am ambiwankstrous so if one wrist is too sore, I can just change over.

ambiwankstrous by Sir_FireStorm June 26, 2004

Ambiwankerous 

A talented masturbator who is able to use the right and left hands equally well while rubbing one out or flicking the bean.

As a teenager, Roger quickly learned he was ambiwankerous. He was able to toss off with no proclivity for either hand.

Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.

Ambiwankerous by Dick Onchin November 18, 2021