If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.
I wanted to see the look in my girlfriends eyes, so I gave her the Alligator Slap instead of the Donkey Punch.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.