A 1994 song by Mariah Carey that achieved to become the biggest christmas classic in the world while being released 40 years after the era where all the christmas classics were released. It was written and produced by Mariah Carey and her collaborator Walter Afanasieff and incorporates a sample of ‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’ by Haven Gillesbie. It’s also the only christmas song history to reach number 1 in the United States and will probably become the longest running number 1 song in the USA in the next few years. It has been proven that it helps cows producing two times more milk.
Tramp : I hate All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
beautiful person : shut up it’s the greatest christmas classic in the world now go stream the remix with Jermain Dupri and Bow Bow
beautiful person : shut up it’s the greatest christmas classic in the world now go stream the remix with Jermain Dupri and Bow Bow
by sayyoullneverletmego February 20, 2022
the greatest modern christmas song of all time. it gets played everywhere nonstop through the holiday season and is incredibly jolly and upbeat. if you dont like it then youre a grinch who hates christmas and jesus
A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 19, 2023