Aldan 

A person who likes ferrets, animal crossing, and saying big words. They also r big anxiety and will have a full blown heart attack if you don’t talk to them for .5 seconds. (They also love women)

Person A: Hello, I have a ferret named Tiffarooni Ravioli, I can’t sleep without playing animal crossing, I am a raging lesbian, and my favorite word is Giancarlo.

Person B: You’re such an Aldan.
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Person A: OMG WHERE ARE U, R U DEAD?!?

Person B: Yep, your definitely an Aldan.

(Not making fun of Aldan, your the best <33)

Aldan by a stupid duck May 2, 2022

aldan 

beefcake

Hey, check out that aldan walking down the street.

aldan by boilthechicken March 17, 2003

aidan garrard 

Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!

I love your green, plaid shirt! You're so Aidan Garrard!

aidan garrard by lambs69 April 20, 2018

Alan Smith 

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan 

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

The Alan by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Alan Rickman 

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.

"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"

Alan Rickman by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009

Wadah Adlan 

A name from a lost Tibetan Folklore. A Hero among men who battled against the demon known as oquendo. This series of folktales is found in the tibetan b4 library. The battle lasted 444 days. it was a dizzying destructive battle. The chaos ensued by said battle lead to the creation of the universes.
The victory was won by Wadah Adlan when the village chief Daven Peng entered the fray and using his shaman powers defeated the oquendo.

You are dead to me - Wadah Adlan translated from scriptures of the lost faith

Wadah Adlan by whatkindofbearisbest? August 29, 2010