A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.
Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021