Afghan Pullout 

(N) - During the act of coitus, when a man and a woman are having unprotected sex, the process by which the woman is convinced the man has pulled out through physical and verbal confirmation but he has actually still ejaculated inside the vagina.

Fuck I'm pregnant again, bastard did the Afghan Pullout, I knew he was shady.

Afghan Pullout by rubbular June 23, 2011

Afghan Pullout 

A standing sex position where the penetrator, standing up straight, suspends the penetratee, who is leaned forward with their legs spread, by holding their arms behind them. As the penetrator reaches climax, he releases the arms of the penetratee, who then falls to the ground. The resulting blow to the head completely removes any intelligence assets the U.S. had in that region.

Ron: “Did you give Sally the business last Sunday or what?”

Stanley: “Oh yeah, I took Joe’s advice and gave her an Afghan Pullout. Really fucked her good!”

Afghan Pullout by sandy nick August 17, 2021

Afghan Pullout 

When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.

Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.

Afghan Pullout by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 13, 2021

The afghan pullout 

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.

She asked "what happened?". Nobody was there to answer because Joe gave her "the afghan pullout".

The afghan pullout by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021

the afghan pull out 

When some senile old white dude takes a shit on a bunch of dead soldiers while telling an ethnic girl he’s going to pull out but only does half way then makes her get an abortion.

They be hidin biden after the Afghan pull out

the afghan pull out by Perrybellum September 28, 2021

Biden Afghan Pull Out 

When 3 friends (usually men) are penetrating all three holes of the same woman and pull out to cum on her face at the same time.

Last night me and the boys were fucking this chick, a fly landed on daryl’s head so we had to do a Biden Afghan Pull Out

Biden Afghan Pull Out by ninjamakingtea May 25, 2021

Biden Afghan Pull Out 

When three friends (usually men) are fucking every hole of the same woman, pull out at the same time and cum on her face.

Me and the boys were fucking this girl the other night and a fly landed on Daryl’s head so we had to do the Biden Afghan Pull Out

Biden Afghan Pull Out by ninjamakingtea May 25, 2021