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Advanced Role Play

A type of online role play in which you MUST be literate. Multiple line and paragraph post, good spelling, and proper grammar are a MUST!
Use "for dialog" and NO *action*
If you try to role play like that in an advanced section, you WILL be eaten alive!
This is just a snippet of what an Advanced Role Play should look like, there is a heck of a lot more than just these to post from one.

Yuuki: It was getting midday as Arura walked through the forest. Other than the animals of the forest that would some times come up to her for a moment, then run off, she was alone. But, knowing the potential dangers, she carried with her bow and quiver filled with arrows, though she hoped to not use them. She breathed in the cool, autumn air. It was soothing to her.

Figuring there was no one within ear distance, she began to hum a soft melody. And as she continued on, it began to grow into a wordless song. It was carried through the trees by the wind, harmonizing with the songs of nature.

Wolfgang: Ahmose slipped through the trees as silently as the animals that made it their homes. His movements weren't quite as fluid as theirs or the elves that lived so closely with them, but it served just as well. The singing served him well to hone in on his target as he hunted. Small hand signs were made with his left hand as his right carried a sword. His target was usually alone on her walks but could be armed. Besides she could be secretly meeting someone who he'd have to deal with.

Suddenly he found the path. Ahmose stopped and backed off into the trees again, listening for the voice which still rang out clear. She was past him already, good. He followed the path, noting a few more animals present than he'd seen before, odd since it was so near a path. Finally he saw her ahead of him and leaped softly, almost floated, up to a tree branch.

She was certainly beautiful, by human and elven standards, and he took a moment to admire her. After that moment was passed he sheathed his sword and raised his left hand before him, beginning the endless sequence it'd be going through once more from the beginning. Halfway through he breathed a single word, and launched himself forward. He rocketed forward to the next tree and the next until he was level with her. He leaped down and stood right next to her, roughly grabbing her arm as he raised his left hand once more, the sequence finishing just as he did.

There was a rushing feeling and then... They were in a clearing with two horses, an empty fire ring, and a few supplies. Several miles from where they had just been.
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026