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A life sucking beast that comes before YouTube videos
Oh man those ads wanted me buy things I don't need thank god for the skip ad button!
by Potatosmileyface January 22, 2016
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Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.
Person 1: Why are there so many ads on
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.
by Justingraziano July 28, 2008
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ADS: Arrogant Douchebag Syndrome. Common disease for tools. People with ADS may not know they have it. Common symptoms of ADS: arrogance, douche, doesnt give a hoot, cocky, sly. ADS usually leads to seclusion from people and can lead to paralysis and even death.
Alex has a horrible case of ADS. He is on thin ice, someone should tell him to stop.
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Absolute Dick Syndrome.

A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and common sense.

Symptoms include:
Treating women badly
Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes
Lots of references to size of his and others penises

And behaving like he believes that he is king of the world and gods gift to women.

WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with Matt
Jane: He's got ADS

Sam to friends: I screwed her so hard she's walking strange!
Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious case of ADS
by Ne195b December 11, 2011
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