Adam = Paedo, Simple
Luke - Guh Adam you're such a paedo

James - Paedo!!
by Luke & Callum & James & Jamie January 20, 2010
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Noun n.

1. A stupid troll with no life and nothing better to spend money on than useless accounts and pokemon games that he plays in his mother's basement.

2. The process by which a heterosexual boy goes gay during puberty.

3. The act of sucking a penis while playing pokemon with your own mother.

4. A zit/pimple/acne.

5. A nasty little pimple that you might find on your ass on a hot summer day.

Verb v.

1. To spend $750.00 on a single account on a chatting website.

2. To troll or insult people using the words "faggot nigger" or other similar childish language because you have nothing intelligently cruel or remotely true to say about that person.

3. To act like something you're not to hide your insecurities; particularly acting like a "gangsta" to seem "cool" when you're only more annoying and pathetic that way.

4. Sucking a dick and denying it.
1. Oh god it's Adam ~_~

Hide your men.

2. He used to like girls when he was a kid then something happened in that locker room and he adamed.

3. OMG! You've got a huge adam on your face D:

Pop that nasty sucker!

4. Ah, man. I've got an adam on my butt. It hurts like hell.

5.

Normal person 1: DUDE! He bought an account on a website for over 700 dollars!!!

Normal person 2: WTF?!???!!!?!

Normal person 1: Yeah man, he totally adamed that shit.

6.

Person 1: Did you hear about Jeremy?
Person 2: What? What happened?
Person 3: Brad totally adamed him man. He denied he gave him a blowjob and told him to shut up.
Person 4: LOL
by LloydTotallyDidn'tMakeThisUp October 8, 2010
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A male who takes on a promiscuous lifestyle to cover up the fact that he might be a homosexual. He also tends to get into the pants of young females attending sporting events.
"Wow look at that jackass over there, I bet his name is Adam"
"Adam is such a manwhore, i hate him"
by Ya motha69(: February 27, 2010
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An idiot who goes out with you for three years and you think you're in love with him. He is the worst boyfriend ever and totally ignores you and stands you up. When you finally realize what a dick he is and break up with him, he gets sad and begs for you back. Also, fat and ugly with dumb-ass friends who will try to get with you once you dump him.

CAUTION- DO NOT DATE THIS TERRIBLE CREATURE!!
Friend- How's your boyfriend, Adam?

You- A dick, as usual. I think I'm gonna dump him.

Friend- OMG! Finally!
by bellalennon October 26, 2010
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The name I use on urban dictionary as my other personality/ persona. My name is adam in the urban dictionary chat. My real name is Vitale and i'm an overweight 26 year old who tricks girls on urban dictionary chat with a fake picture of an abercrombie male model who i wished i was. I'm really on welfare and stalk people. I go by Adam.
by Mr. Vitale. June 11, 2008
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An ugly and obese person thats poor and ugly
by lol ur wierd March 27, 2019
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a short guy who cant get any, a short guy who gets rejected or a fake rocker (focker) who is horible at drums
adam is bad a drums he sucks
by dgfsr February 29, 2008
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