acosmist

Acosmist. Noun. (Plural : Acosmists). One who denies the existence of the universe, or of a universe as distinct from God

Jack: Hey dude did you hear Apple got out a new phone?
Percy: It doesn't exist. Nothing does.

The next day

Jack: Dude, I was talking to Percy the other day, and he said nothing exists. What we doin'?

Mike: Bro, don't worry. Percy's an acosmist.

acosmist by nicoisgayahahah December 1, 2019

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acosmist

One who does not believe in the existence of anything.

One who believes nothing exists.

I'd say I'm an acosmist because I believe that this is nothing but a simulation

acosmist by nicoisgayahahah April 14, 2020

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acosmist

Acosmist

One who believes that nothing exists.

People say I'm an acosmist because I think all of this is nothing but a simulation

Acosmist by nicoisgayahahah April 14, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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