Educational institution in Englewood, New Jersey that nobody knows. grades K-8. Resides in the infamous Englewood section known as Englehood. less-known than the other schools in that city, such as Dwight Englewood School and Elizabeth Morrow Day. There's no such thing as a well-organized educational structure to be found within this building that is shared with a local Presbyterian Church. This school follows the Montessori Method (however, once you graduate, you will have the education of the average janitor), there is a new teacher for each class every season, and field trips are taken to indoor amusement parks, roller rinks, arcades, movie theaters, and cheap fast food joints instead of museums, theaters, or historical sights. People that run the school are Scientologists that will do anything to get people to send their kids to this school (and it is barely a school).
You a FUCKLOAD of bizarre people. Convos between 4th graders are always not intellectual, but heated and hostile debates about religion, politics, or the existence of aliens and Satan. Each student is brought up to be a goody-two shoes and upon hearing a swear as mild as damn or hell, will an entire class go as berserk as Damien when he saw the church in The Omen. Graduating classes comprise of no more than four kids each year. And you will learn nothing in classes. I mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Oh, yeah... the educational foundation is also so weak that teachers are referred to by first names.